"soft effeminate shark hugging hands wrote this post"

Welcome to the shark cult!🦈 We're not into stealing your money or making you commit terrorist acts (yet). We're just trying to spread the good word of the shark plush! Perfect for cuddling when you have no friends, can be used as a pillow for sleeping in any circumstance, and the shark will never do any wrong by you or judge you for life choices 💙 unlike mom

If you wanna really be a bottom about the whole thing, name your shark and give it a personality. Some may call this cringe but they want to keep shark away from you, don't let them!

Get your own shork! (official blahaj, but any shark plush will do)
Go on a shark quest! (US locations always claim to have them in stock but this might not be accurate)

we love u shorko 🦈💙

Started by sloshy in 2024
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